Temperature Extremes:
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olgana + 20 C - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can
find them)
find them)
+ 15 C - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they
have them)
+ 10 C - Americans shake, Russians are planting
cucumbers.
+ 5 C - You can see your own breathing. Italian
cars don't start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive
with lowered windows.
0 C - Water freezes in America, in Russia it
thickens.
- 5 C - French cars don't start.
- 10 C - You're planning a vacation to
Australia.
- 15 C - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed.
Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 18 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters.
Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
- 20 C - American cars don't start.
People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
- 25 C - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are
dead.
- 30 C - Politicians start talking about
homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
- 35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't
start.
- 40 C - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
- 42 C - Transportation stops in Europe.
Russians eat ice cream on the street.
- 45 C - All Greeks are dead.
Policians really start doing something for the homeless.
- 50 C - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink.
In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
- 60 C - White bears start moving south.
- 70 C - The hell froze.
- 73 C - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
- 80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114 C - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273 C - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops.
Russians wear boots.
-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead.
Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
have them)
+ 10 C - Americans shake, Russians are planting
cucumbers.
+ 5 C - You can see your own breathing. Italian
cars don't start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive
with lowered windows.
0 C - Water freezes in America, in Russia it
thickens.
- 5 C - French cars don't start.
- 10 C - You're planning a vacation to
Australia.
- 15 C - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed.
Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 18 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters.
Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
- 20 C - American cars don't start.
People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
- 25 C - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are
dead.
- 30 C - Politicians start talking about
homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
- 35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't
start.
- 40 C - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
- 42 C - Transportation stops in Europe.
Russians eat ice cream on the street.
- 45 C - All Greeks are dead.
Policians really start doing something for the homeless.
- 50 C - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink.
In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
- 60 C - White bears start moving south.
- 70 C - The hell froze.
- 73 C - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
- 80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114 C - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273 C - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops.
Russians wear boots.
-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead.
Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
